New Release by The MommaDrool Mafia

I have always been notorious for making up alternate lyrics to songs, and now that I have kids, I seem to have a plethora of possible material. While laying in bed this morning feeding SweetBoy, I got "Cupid's Chokehold" stuck in my head. After trying to fall back asleep, unsuccessfully, for about an hour, I decided to try my hand at some alternate lyrics surrounding the passing of our poor "Bop-Bop." The result was this new release by The MommaDrool Mafia called "Paci's Chokehold." Check out the Gangsta Rap Coloring Book by Aye Jay too...this is a real book that I ran across in an online article (Amazon.com)...I found great humor in it (imagine that)! Sometimes, I crack myself up...

"Paci's Chokehold"
by The MommaDrool Mafia

Bop-bop Bop-bop
Bop-bop Bop-bop
Bop-bop Bop-bop
Bop-bop Bop-bop

Take a look at my Paci
It's the only thing I want
The greatest of Bop-bops
I never seem to get enough

It's been some time since I’ve seen one
This is gonna sound like a need one
But momma I fell in love you see
It's safe to say I need a new Paci

And I know it sounds so old
But Paci’s got me in a chokehold
And I'm afraid I might just give on in
Got my blankie and my white flag is wavin'

I mean it chases away the bad dreams
And you can even plug me when I wanna scream
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is

I even have a special hiding place
And I love those soothing sounds that it makes
I know I'm young but if I had to choose my Bop or some fun
I'd be one Paci lovin’ son of a gun

Take a look at my Paci
It's the only thing I want
The greatest of Bop-bops
I never seem to get enough

Take a look at my Paci
It's the only thing I want
The greatest of Bop-bops
I never seem to get enough

It's been awhile since we played last and I'm tryin' hard not to cry fast
But mom I'm finally thinkin' I may just still need one
Just a Bop to help me have a little fun

And I know you heard the last song about the Pacis that were kept so long
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
Those moms and kids just don’t see things the same

I love it when I see my Paci
I even like to have it when I’m sassy
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is

It's gonna be a long drive home but I know as soon as we arrive home
And I open the door take off my shoes and throw blankie on the floor
You’ll give me my Bop-bop once more for sure

Take a look at my Paci
It's the only thing I want
The greatest of Bop-bops
I never seem to get enough

I might be too old, but that Paci-hater needs to bite her tongue
I'm not done
My Paci is my good friend, and it doesn't stop there
Man I swear
Paci's got plenty of bling of course it’s a ten
And now its even got a Paci song
But movin' on
It makes the cutest sounds I ever heard
And we can be in my crib for three hours
Not sayin' one word
And I would still cherish every moment
And when I start to build my future it's the main component
Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but
Everywhere I go Mom keeps a Paci in her pocket like here

Take a look at my Paci
It's the only thing I want
The greatest of Bop-bops
I never seem to get enough

Take a look at my Paci
It's the only thing I want
The greatest of Bop-bops
I never seem to get enough