Monday, August 13, 2007

Second Release: The MommaDrool Mafia


My husby tells me that I am becoming the Weird Al Yankovic of the Mommy-world, but I had to come up with a new release because I had so much fun the last time. Unfortunately (for them), Nickelback's Rock Star was the unlucky recipient of the latest MommaDrool makeover. Obviously, I have entirely too much time on my hands...maybe it's time to have another baby...oh, just kidding...

“I Wanna Go To the Park”

I'm through with staying inside
I need some forts to play in
It's like the bottom of the ninth and
I'm never gonna win
This day hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be

I want a brand new ball
That I can play with
And a big field I can play baseball in
And find some swings big enough for all of my friends plus me

I need a tall rock wall that's got no limit
And a big playground with a tunnel in it
Gonna join all my friends
And bring a picnic lunch to eat

I want a new swing set full of super slides
And my friends and I can swing side by side
Fun time at the park with friends
Is always fine for me

I'm gonna trade this day, It’s kind of lame
Let’s go and hear my friends call my name

'Cause we all just wanna go to the park
Live in big playhouses swinging to the stars
The sand is easy and we like to leap
We'll all stay busy, so it can’t be beat
And we'll hang out on the monkey bars
In the coolest park where the skaters are
Every closest friend is
Gonna wind up there
Every swingin’ buddy will sure be there
and well..
Hey hey I wanna go to the park
Hey hey I wanna go to the park

I wanna play in the sandbox without any hassles
Bring all of my friends that love to play in the castle
Run across the bridge
So I can feel alive and free

I'm gonna wear my T-shirt
With the turtle on it
Go and get the keys, Momma just step right on it
Gonna wait for all my friends that love to
Come and play with me

I'm gonna trade this day, It’s kind of lame
Let’s go and hear my friends call my name

'Cause we all just wanna go to the park
Live in big playhouses swinging to the stars
The sand is easy and we like to leap
We'll all stay busy, so it can’t be beat
And we'll hang out on the monkey bars
In the coolest park where the skaters are
Every closest friend is
Gonna wind up there
Every swingin’ buddy will sure be there

And we'll hide out in the tunnel rooms
With the latest dictionary in today's who's who
We're gonna be playin’with the sweetest smile
Every body's got a park buddy on speed dial well..
Hey hey I wanna go to the park

I'm gonna sing this song
So my Mom can hear it
Gonna play all day
Hope my pals can see it

'Cause we all just wanna go to the park
Live in big playhouses swinging to the stars
The sand is easy and we like to leap
We'll all stay busy, so it can’t be beat
And we'll hang out on the monkey bars
In the coolest park where the skaters are
Every closest friend is
Gonna wind up there
Every swingin’ buddy will sure be there
And we'll hide out in the tunnel rooms
With the latest dictionary in today's who's who
We're gonna be playin’with the sweetest smile
Every body's got a park buddy on speed dial well..
Hey hey I wanna go to the park
Hey hey I wanna go to the park

3 comments:

I'm a Mom!..? said...

You're so clever -- All I can do is post a picture of some animal that looks like a penis -- I have NO talent!

*Yankee Belle* said...

Did you REALLY go to the park in 100+ degree weather? You are WEIRD! (referencing Weird AL...hee hee ;)

Candice said...

Did u see on the news that children's playground that just burst into flames????? They said that it caught on fire due to the heat!!!