Ode to the SPANX

I love you, great Queen of the undergarments!
O Beacon of Hope, to the legions of loose-skinned mommies.
Where for art thou, my postpartum C-section tire?
Dost thou flee at the mere mention of this super spandex blend?
Oh yes, you truly are a "Higher Power" my great Spanx.
You will always hold a special place in my panty drawer.