Conversations With The Fred: Part Three

As I was putting The Fred to bed last night, we made our way through the usual bedtime routine: two braids, two books, chocolate milk, and a movie. Once we reached the "movie" part of the routine, The Fred and I had an interesting conversation...

The Fred: "Momma, this is not the beginning of the movie."

MommaDrool: "Well, hold your horses! I'm getting there."

The Fred: "Hold the horses? Momma, we are in my room. There are not any horses to hold."


Very wise, my little one, very wise...

Conversations with The Fred: Part Two

Last weekend, The Husby picked up some lumber for our latest project and needed to store it in our bedroom due to the rain. Of course, the boards became a playground for both kids.

Here is a conversation that I overheard between Nana and The Fred:

(Setting: The Fred and StickyBun-Scotti are running across the boards and giggling like crazy.)

Nana: "What are you two doing?"

The Fred: "Nana, we're playing board games!"

No pun intended...